COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU ON MAY 23RD:

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (MAY 22ND):

Famed archaeologist/adventurer Dr. Henry “Indiana” Jones is called back into action to stop a Soviet plot to uncover and use ancient artifacts in order to take over the world.

Starring: Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, and Shia LaBeouf

“If you aren’t excited for this movie you’re probably dead. Likely to be the highest grossing film of the year, Indy 4 looks great and is going to be a fun time at the movies.”

POSTAL (LIMITED):

In the ironically named city of Paradise, a recently laid-off loser teams up with his cult-leading uncle to steal a peculiar bounty of riches from their local amusement park; somehow, the recently arrived Taliban have a similar focus, but a far more sinister intent.

Starring: Dave Foley and Verne Troyer

“From universally hated director, Uwe Boll comes an insane looking piece of cinematic shit. Supposedly it’s all tongue in cheek, but who the hell can tell if anything in a Uwe Boll movie is intentionally hunerous.”