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WEEKLY WHAT THE FUCK #16

I thought it was common knowledge that Katie Holmes sucks.  While Batman Begins was awesome, she was terrible in it.  Her best role was probably Disturbing Behavior and that’s saying something.  I thought everyone felt this way , but apparently I’m wrong (it does happen from time to time).  According to imdb.com, the worst kept secret on Broadway is no longer a secret - Katie Holmes will star in the upcoming revival of playwright Arthur Miller’s All My Sons. The Batman Begins star will join a cast that also will include John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest and Patrick Wilson. The drama, about a family patriarch’s darkest secret, was Miller’s first big hit and is beloved by thespians and theatre critics throughout the world. It will mark the first time a Miller play has been staged on Broadway since the writer’s death in 2005. The play will also be Holmes’ Broadway debut. Venue and dates were not available as WENN went to press, but the play is expected to debut this autumn.
 
Are you shitting me Broadway?  Do you know who Katie Holmes is?  Not only can’t she act, but she’s a fucking looney.  How else can you explain her marriage to Tom Cruise?  At first I thought that this must be a joke, but it’s not.  What the fuck Broadway?