COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU ON MAY 30TH:

SEX AND THE CITY:

Set four years after we last saw the ladies, Carrie, Samantha, Miranda, and Charlotte negotiate their friendships, romances, and careers in New York City. At the center of it all is Carrie’s pending nuptials to Mr. Big.

Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, and Cynthia Nixon

“I never watched this shit when it was on HBO and I won’t be watching it now. “

THE STRANGERS:

A couple cozied up in a vacation home are terrorized by three unknown assailants.

Starring: Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman

“This one looks scary as hell.  Lets hope it lives up to the promise of the trailer.”

THE FOOT FIST WAY:

A down-and-out Tae Kwon Do instructor looks to turn his life around by going on a pilgrimage with his buddy and two of his students to see his hero, the martial arts legend Chuck “The Truck” Wallace, at a kung-fu convention.

Starring: Danny McBride

“A while ago we showed you this trailer and you almost pissed your pants laughing.  If you see the movie you might just shit your pants it’s so fucking cool.”