COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU ON JULY 1ST (A TUES. OPENING)

Let’s be realistic.  There’s only one movie coming out that’s worth mentioning.

HANCOCK:

An apathetic, hard-living superhero who has fallen out of favor with the public is approached by a public relations professional who has ideas as to how he can repair his client’s image.

Starring: Will Smith, Charlize Theron, and Jason Bateman

“The big question is will this open big?  There is a definite lack of awareness and hype and word has it that it was a hard fight for the PG-13 rating.  However, it looks badass and Will Smith hasn’t had a flop in almost 10 years.  Early reviews are comparing it to The Last Action Hero.  While to some that may be bad news, I say bring it on motherfuckers.  I can’t wait.”