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Raised by wolves, Adam True’s conception is a mystery. Found by hunters in 1985, he was brought to civilization. His adopted family tried to tame and train him but their efforts were in vain. As wild as they come, Adam could no longer stand the “cage” of society. He ran away and was not seen again until 2000. Having taught himself to speak, read, and write in English he started working in the entertainment industry, were he has remained for the past 7 years. He co-wrote and directed the short film Carcass and has written a feature length screenplay. He currently enjoys running with his pack of True Dudes and lives with his wife and dog in Columbus, Ohio. Adam True is believed to be 27 years old. |
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Jake True was conceived at a Drive-In in 1982. On a trip with his explorer parents to the Congo he was separated and was taken in by an abusive family of monkeys. Years latter he was discovered by a group of missionaries. After many attempts to fight them off, they sedated the boy and took him back to America. There he was adopted by two lipstick lesbians who let him live in the back room of their video store. Jacob can currently be found in Springfield, Ohio, working on short films/music videos, collecting rare films on VHS, eating Taco Bell and playing in his punk/rock ‘n’ roll band, The Love Thrill Murders. |
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Nick True was born in 1979. His parents were members of a circus sideshow. His mother the bearded lady and father the fire eater were loving and caring. In the summer of 1988, in a small town in Texas, the sideshow was raided by an all white, bigoted sheriffs department and his parents were killed. On his own since 9 years old, the streets became his home. Having to steal to stay alive Nick was in and out of prison most of his adult life until the love a woman helped quiet his angry soul. Nick and his wife were last seen in rural Maine starting their own circus one kid at a time. |
“the love of a woman helped QUIET his angry soul”? Because it says quite.
I’m excited about this site. Im a movie freak of 42 years and will definalety be enjoying this.
I think you all have potty mouthes and I think its realy sad when three grown men have to resort to sutch filth florn filth to express themselves. Also I would like to add that I have heard from a very reliable sorce that [Adam] is a degenerative gambler,[Jake] is an alcoholic and [Nick] is a wife beater. They sure don’t seem like the kind of people I would trust to recomend the FILMS [not movies] that I would watch. Their all time top five favorite films i”m sure include Dark Crystal, Never Ending Story, Reform School Girls, Smokey and the Bandit and Ernest Goes to Camp. I give your site five big middle fingers down.
I’m not sure where Black Justin gets the authority to insult the greatness of Dark Crystal and Never Ending Story in his angry babblings…Clearly I would not trust his opinion of FILMS! So far the True Dudes seem right on! Unless they attempt to dog any of the fabulous film roles of Jon Bon Jovi, I will continue to blindly believe any of their recommendations!
true dudes…you can raid my fridge anytime!
BUT IF AND ONLY IF…
if you all 3 can unanimously agree that:
1: Valley Girls is one of Nick Cage’s all time best role/film/acting.
2: Satan appears in more films than advertised
& 3: saying the phrase “nothing new for trash like you” brings a horrible smile across you face.
and to you…Ms. Sara Zinger…(who ever you are)…stop being the freakin grammar police!
He’s obviously undereducated…and you know what? That’s what I like about him!
God…why don’t you just get it over with and tell a retarded person to go out and get a job!