TRUE DUDES REVIEWS WEEKLY WHAT THE FUCK!!!

The weekly What the Fuck is a weekly column (obviously) that has to do with whatever is pissing us off this week in the world of movies.

WEEKLY WHAT THE FUCK #4

This one is for the movie going public. FUCK YOU! You assholes ruin everything thats great about the theater. You fuckers show up late, you talk on your cell phones, (and even if you’re not talking you still pull it out and the little fucking light comes on and distracts the hell out of everybody) you eat popcorn (loudly), and worst of all you bring your fucking kids to R rated movies. Stay home idiots. Stop ruining it for everyone else. Turn your fucking cell phone off for two hours. You’re not the President for christs sake! You don’t need to be available 24 hours a day. And if you do, fuck off and stop coming to the movies. By the way, have any of you ever heard about eating with your fat mouths closed. All I can hear is the crunch of popcorn and the sound of your ass getting fatter. Lastly, if you can’t get a babysitter and you want to see a movie for adults, too fucking bad. You fuckers are all like the Brady Bunch, you have 10 fucking kids running around the theater screaming and playing hide and seek. The movies are expensive now days and most of you just come and fuck around. Now keep in mind I’m not talking about everyone here. Just about 99.9% of you. What the Fuck!